“When I was growing up, most of the kids in my neighborhood were fairly uncreative. Instead of thinking long and hard about what you wanted to be for Halloween, you’d run with your parent to the store at the last minute, and grab a prepackaged costume made by Ben Cooper or Collegeville of some famous character. Superheroes, Monsters, and Star Wars characters were usually the favorites, but every now and then you came across a few gems that really made you scratch your head.”<\/p>\n
This stuff is really strange. The site’s comments for each costume are rude, very funny, and worth suffering through the various pop-ups and things floating around the screen.<\/p>\n
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