Kristin Thomas Spam Poetry<\/a>: Sunday, March 28, 2004<\/p>\nIts the girl who always loved you
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its the one that got away
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Its the moment that escapes you
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when the predator is prey<\/p>\n
its the way to finally take charge
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its a question of your hate
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its the easiest part of your new life
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when you finally seize the day<\/p>\n
When the one you want rejects you
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When the pain is its own drug
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when you can’t take another moment
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it is time for them to pay.<\/i>
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– by Kristin Thomas<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I found this one from the Blogger main page. The first poem I found on Kristin’s page seemed amazing to me. I post it here only so that I don’t lose it in her archives. She says that all of her poems are assembled from the subject lines of SPAM she gets… I don’t know, … Continue reading “Spam Poetry”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-post"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pgY3e-d","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":201,"url":"https:\/\/madstone.net\/?p=201","url_meta":{"origin":13,"position":0},"title":"Say it, don’t spray it: Dealing with jokes, rumors, and spam","author":"Jorah","date":"October 18, 2005","format":false,"excerpt":"Note: this is part of an article written by \"The Crabby Office Lady,\" a Microsoft columnist.\"Say it, don't spray it.\"<\/b> I've used this little saying before, and it apparently made an impression on some of my readers (who, of course, wrote to tell me about it). 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