{"id":143,"date":"2005-05-02T11:06:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-02T16:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/madstone.net\/?p=143"},"modified":"2005-05-02T11:06:00","modified_gmt":"2005-05-02T16:06:00","slug":"giant-burrito-causes-school-lock-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/madstone.net\/?p=143","title":{"rendered":"Giant Burrito Causes School Lock-Down"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"mobile-post\">Giant Burrito Causes School Lock-Down<\/p>\n<p class=\"mobile-post\">CLOVIS, N.M. (AP) &#8212; A 911 call about a possible weapon at a middle school <br \/>prompted police to put armed officers on rooftops, close nearby streets <br \/>and lock down the school. All over a giant burrito.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mobile-post\">Someone called authorities Thursday after seeing a boy carrying something <br \/>long and wrapped up into Marshall Junior High School. The drama ended two <br \/>hours later when the suspicious item was identified as a 30-inch burrito <br \/>filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa and jalapenos. It was wrapped <br \/>inside tin foil and a white T-shirt.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mobile-post\">&#8220;I didn&#8217;t know whether to laugh or cry,&#8221; school Principal Diana Russell <br \/>said.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mobile-post\">Russell said the mystery was solved after she brought everyone in the <br \/>school together in the auditorium to explain what was going on. Afterward, <br \/>eighth-grader Michael Morrissey approached her. &#8220;He said, &#8216;I think I&#8217;m the <br \/>person they saw,&#8221;&#8216; Russell said. <\/p>\n<p class=\"mobile-post\">The burrito was part of Morrissey&#8217;s extra-credit assignment to create <br \/>commercial advertising for a product. &#8220;We had to make up a product and it <br \/>could have been anything. I made up a restaurant that specialized in oddly <br \/>large burritos,&#8221; Morrissey said. <\/p>\n<p class=\"mobile-post\">After students heard the description of what police were looking for, he <br \/>and his friends began to make the connection. He then took the burrito to <br \/>the office. &#8220;I have a new nickname now. It&#8217;s Burrito Boy,&#8221; Morrissey said. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Giant Burrito Causes School Lock-Down CLOVIS, N.M. (AP) &#8212; A 911 call about a possible weapon at a middle school prompted police to put armed officers on rooftops, close nearby streets and lock down the school. All over a giant burrito. 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