{"id":189,"date":"2005-09-09T08:34:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-09T13:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/madstone.net\/?p=189"},"modified":"2005-09-09T08:34:00","modified_gmt":"2005-09-09T13:34:00","slug":"memo-from-the-gods-time-to-stop-drinking-so-much","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/madstone.net\/?p=189","title":{"rendered":"Memo from the Gods: Time to Stop Drinking So Much"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"mobile-post\">BRUSSELS (Reuters) &#8211; An inebriated Belgian woman died in a freak accident <br \/>when she ended up beneath a heavy grave stone at a cemetery, local news <br \/>agency Belga said Wednesday.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mobile-post\">The 33-year-old was on her way home from a bar in the Belgian town of <br \/>Pulle in the early hours of Saturday when she took a short cut through the <br \/>cemetery.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mobile-post\">But she urgently needed to relieve herself and crouched down between two <br \/>gravestones. As she lost her balance, she grabbed one of the stones which <br \/>gave way and landed on top of her.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mobile-post\">The public prosecutor&#8217;s office said she died of suffocation as she was <br \/>unable to lift the heavy stone. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BRUSSELS (Reuters) &#8211; An inebriated Belgian woman died in a freak accident when she ended up beneath a heavy grave stone at a cemetery, local news agency Belga said Wednesday. The 33-year-old was on her way home from a bar in the Belgian town of Pulle in the early hours of Saturday when she took &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/madstone.net\/?p=189\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Memo from the Gods: Time to Stop Drinking So Much&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-189","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-post"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pgY3e-33","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":19,"url":"https:\/\/madstone.net\/?p=19","url_meta":{"origin":189,"position":0},"title":"Photos&#8230;","author":"Jorah","date":"April 7, 2004","format":false,"excerpt":"I used to think that I was pretty good at making pictures, but then I realized that I'm not. 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