{"id":27,"date":"2004-04-28T14:27:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-28T19:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/madstone.net\/?p=27"},"modified":"2004-04-28T14:27:00","modified_gmt":"2004-04-28T19:27:00","slug":"handyman-nailed-with-his-own-nail-gun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/madstone.net\/?p=27","title":{"rendered":"Handyman Nailed with His Own Nail Gun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mon Mar 8, 8:52 AM ET Add Oddly Enough &#8211; Reuters to My Yahoo! <\/p>\n<p>SYDNEY (Reuters) &#8211; An Australian handyman admitted he was stupid to shoot himself in the head with a nail gun in a misguided prank that left him with a nail lodged in his brain. <\/p>\n<p>Brad Shorten, a father of three from Victoria state, was enjoying a few beers with friends after working on his house when they began joking about industrial accidents. <\/p>\n<p>Shorten, 33, picked up a nail gun that he thought was empty, pointed it at his head and pulled the trigger. <\/p>\n<p>He later said he had turned off the gun&#8217;s compressor and taken out its nail cartridge but did not realize there was still enough pressure in the gun to fire a nail. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;My mates and I were talking about construction site accidents and taking your eye out with a nail gun, and I foolishly put the gun to my head and pulled the trigger,&#8221; Shorten told the Sunday Herald Sun newspaper. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I did a very stupid thing,&#8221; he said. <\/p>\n<p>The bizarre mishap left him with a 1.25-inch nail counter-sunk through his skull just behind his temple.<\/p>\n<p>Royal Melbourne Hospital neurosurgeons removed the nail in a delicate four-hour operation even though Shorten, who was expected to make a full recovery, had <em>offered to take the nail out with a pair of pliers. <\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>I wanted to have a link to the full story about this doofus, but I can&#8217;t seem to find it, so I just decided to post the whole thing&#8230; hope the Reuters people don&#8217;t catch me!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mon Mar 8, 8:52 AM ET Add Oddly Enough &#8211; Reuters to My Yahoo! SYDNEY (Reuters) &#8211; An Australian handyman admitted he was stupid to shoot himself in the head with a nail gun in a misguided prank that left him with a nail lodged in his brain. Brad Shorten, a father of three from &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/madstone.net\/?p=27\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Handyman Nailed with His Own Nail Gun&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-post"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pgY3e-r","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":62,"url":"https:\/\/madstone.net\/?p=62","url_meta":{"origin":27,"position":0},"title":"How do we protect ourselves without guns?","author":"Jorah","date":"July 1, 2004","format":false,"excerpt":"David Yutar July 01 2004 at 09:53AM \"How will we protect our families now? 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