{"id":51,"date":"2004-06-12T07:01:00","date_gmt":"2004-06-12T12:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/madstone.net\/?p=51"},"modified":"2004-06-12T07:01:00","modified_gmt":"2004-06-12T12:01:00","slug":"too-funny-greetings-from-the-fluffy-bunny-coven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/madstone.net\/?p=51","title":{"rendered":"(too funny) Greetings From The Fluffy Bunny Coven!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Greetings From The Fluffy Bunny Coven!<\/a>: <\/p>\n

The Mystical Wiccan Coven Grove of the Glittery Butterfly Unicorn of Magical Healing and Holy White Light of Divine Spiritual Spiffiness and Enchanted Smiling Faerie Goddess of the Brilliant Light of Wonderfulness is currently accepting applications. <\/p>\n

Hi! On behalf of the MWCGGBUMHHWDSSESFGBLW group, I’d just like to say…Hi! We’re a loving, accepting group of Eclectic Wiccans who worship the LIGHT! We believe that you can’t hurt anything, because the rede says so! So we don’t eat animals, because animals are people TOO! You know those meanies say that plants are alive too but they’re just huffy because they’re carnivorous and angry and not enlightened like us. But you look like a really NEAT person! You just might be PERFECT to join our group!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Greetings From The Fluffy Bunny Coven!: The Mystical Wiccan Coven Grove of the Glittery Butterfly Unicorn of Magical Healing and Holy White Light of Divine Spiritual Spiffiness and Enchanted Smiling Faerie Goddess of the Brilliant Light of Wonderfulness is currently accepting applications. Hi! On behalf of the MWCGGBUMHHWDSSESFGBLW group, I’d just like to say…Hi! We’re … Continue reading “(too funny) Greetings From The Fluffy Bunny Coven!”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-51","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-post"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pgY3e-P","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":133,"url":"https:\/\/madstone.net\/?p=133","url_meta":{"origin":51,"position":0},"title":"strandbeest","author":"Jorah","date":"March 20, 2005","format":false,"excerpt":"\"Since about ten years Theo Jansen is occupied with the making of a new nature. 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