Stewart Kirkpatrick

skirkpatrick at scotsman dot com

By the time you read this I will be a very very rich man.

Don’t let envy lead you to begrudge me my good fortune. (Indeed, as a committed eco-socialist I will be donating a large part of my fortune to organic Cuban cigar manufacturers in return for a small tonnage of their stock).

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