Spam Poetry

I found this one from the Blogger main page. The first poem I found on Kristin’s page seemed amazing to me. I post it here only so that I don’t lose it in her archives. She says that all of her poems are assembled from the subject lines of SPAM she gets…

I don’t know, I’ve never noticed interesting stuff like that, but maybe I’ll look at my SPAM basket in a different way tomorrow.

Kristin Thomas Spam Poetry: Sunday, March 28, 2004

Its the girl who always loved you

its the one that got away

Its the moment that escapes you

when the predator is prey

its the way to finally take charge

its a question of your hate

its the easiest part of your new life

when you finally seize the day

When the one you want rejects you

When the pain is its own drug

when you can’t take another moment

it is time for them to pay.


– by Kristin Thomas

Author: Jorah Lavin

I grew up in New England, moved to the Carolinas in '98 to start working at what was then a large regional bank and is now a really big nationwide bank. I work doing intranet content management and intranet site management. After work, I practice Aikido, knit, ride my motorcycle, read, watch movies & eat. I've been studying Aikido since 2014, and I ride an old Honda Shadow. Someday I want to go skydiving, and I am pretty sure that I want to hike the Appalachian Trail someday.